Ho's Boycotting Christmas!

For years, the ho's of the world have been troubled. It wasn't until this year that anyone heard their cries. This year's "War on Christmas" has prompted them to boycott stores and Christmas music CD's that exclaim the words "Ho, Ho, Ho". They say that the Christmas slang "Ho, Ho, Ho" has demeaned their credibility and has even mocked their individual spirit as a ho. President of the Ho's Guild of America, Shaniqua White, expressed her frustration, "When people say "Ho, ho, ho", during the Holiday season, s*#%, it really takes away from all I've worked for, for so long." The proliferation of hos in the 90's is credited to a rapper who goes by the name of Snoop Doggy Dog. Santa Claus had no comment regarding the ho/ho issue, but Spokes-elf Charity "Mama" Slay, did have this to say. "It is unfortunate that the ho's feel this way. Santa has been shouting, "Ho, Ho, Ho", to all of the world for a trillion years now- way longer than Snoop Doggy Dog has been pimpin' hos. Santa's camp feels this boycott is totally unjustified."